Beauty today

Guess my sexual orientation

30 Sep , 2019  

Are you getting queer vibes Because of my assumptions? I think that you’re straight. You rundown for me. Why exactly you think, I’m straight again., I’m sweating. (bouncy orchestral music, ) Hi, I’m Woody Shticks.. My name is Debra Jansen.. Do you know what you’re doing today? I do not., You are guessing people’s sexual orientation. Okay.. What are different sexual orientations that you know of Like straight gay, bi. Pansexual. Is that one? Why don’t you know, I would say, I’m not super educated on it, which is crazy because it’s like a huge part of my life.
. What’s your sexual orientation, I am gay. Straight with a little bit of curiosity. Queer. Capital Q queer., All the way. You ready. Let’s get our first person out. Hi., Hello, hello., I’m Sammy. Nice to meet you, I’m Forest., Forest. Right off the bat I think you’re queer. Oh.. Why do you think that Well everything fits nice. Thank you. Yeah. And you did this. Uh yeah.. Do you find me sexy, I love the cut of the dress.. Oh thank you. Yeah.. Do you find me sexy? I have a huge attraction to glasses. For me. –. Do you find me attractive? Yes. Okay., I mean, like, I think, he’s bi.. I feel like I’ve. Seen you out before. Oh okay., Like at the gay bars. Ooh.. I will neither confirm nor deny. Okay.. I feel like definitely gay. Queer for sure, but like I’m gonna guess gay, which is bold.. Unfortunately, you are wrong., I’m straight. Wow.. I don’t even know where to start. I’m like shooketh. You’re, giving me gay twinkie vibes. How straight Uh, I think men are interesting, just not that interesting. Ooh., Even my own penis disgusts me. Yikes. Yeah. ( laughing ). I tracked you as gay for, like some of my own personal reasons.. Do people make that assumption about you a lot? Oh yes.. I was always taught to dress properly care really about your fitness and how you present yourself. Love it.. I was referencing your personality.. You went to all of these surface identifiers, which is curious to me’cause. You actually have a really clear idea of like what a gay dude is. And I would be curious to like bring you around my gang and like introduce you to like a wider selection. Yeah. Hello., Hi. God. I feel so bad by saying this.. Her outfit doesn’t really look like she’s trying to show off too much.. I am getting queer vibes., But here’s what I’m wondering if, like those vibes, are coming to me through your like immaculate style., And if those style points came to you through queer exports.. I would expect to see you at the gay bookstore., But I also wouldn’t be surprised if you were in like a hetero-presenting relationship.. I feel like you just don’t identify as anything.
. Is that a thing Can I say that I think you’re a lesbian.. You think I’m a lesbian Yes.. I see something in you that is very similar to me. So I think that you are pansexual or bisexual.. I would consider myself asexual.. I didn’t even remember that that one was an option., You’re, asexual Yes., Meaning you don’t have sex. I personally choose not to have sex, but there are asexual people that do have sex.. It just means that I don’t have like a sex drive.. I have a horrible sex drive.. I wanna have sex all the time.. That’s so interesting., I’m the complete opposite.. I don’t even think about it. Right., My name’s Gino. Gino nice to meet you. Yeah nice to meet you too., Cute smile.. What’s like your type, I like people that are very strong, opinionated. Big and like dominant.. Am I your type, Not necessarily.? Okay, so you’re a straight male., Tell me like what kinda night you look for when you go out Ooh, I love to go to the club with my friends and dance.. That would be my thing., Which is an indicator to me.. I’m saying like queerish.. I think you’re straight., Why I get the feeling you would flirt with me in the right situation. And that like so I just have that vibe.. Why don’t you flirt? What do you like to do at night At night On the weekend like? What do you like to do? Oh. I’m not a Call of Duty, fan. You’re straight. ( laughing ), You’re straight.! You were totally wrong.. I’m a gay guy., Uh Yeah., Are you like gay or like gay. Passing, I guess is the word for it.. I don’t like shopping or like nails or stuff like that. Ooh, so many stereotypes at once.. I know I know. What type of gay person do you think I am Big, bold personality.. That’s right! Thank you.. You know what people say to me. A lot they’re like I just love your energy., Which to me is like them thanking me for having a personality. So that they don’t have to. Oh. ( laughing ), What do you think You’re giving me like a little butchy vibes.? This is like a little more masculine from down here.. I think you’re trying to like throw me off with like a little feminine touch., But I don’t believe it., I think you’re a lesbian.. Do you find me attractive? Oh yeah, you’re pretty. Okay.. What about me? Do you find me attractive? I think you’re very sexy. You’re a lesbian. Oh.. I mean I thought she was a lesbian when she walked up.. Was it the walk, No. It’s this.? Okay, it’s all of it. Yeah. Yeah. From here down, but from here up is straight. I mean it’s not straight. It’s just not… As gay. ( laughing ), I’m attracted to men and women. Okay. Yeah.. Do you say you’re, bisexual? No, I say I’m gay.. Why don’t you say: you’re, bisexual, I’m not just interested in men and women.
Like I would date, somebody who’s gender nonconforming who’s non binary. Can like anyone that doesn’t date any like gender? Are they gay, I’m just gay? I don’t care about anybody else., But I call myself gay.. Are you gay, Ah curious. Okay., But you knew I was sexy: Yeah. Interesting. Yeah., Let’s chat, later. Yeah., All right, cool., (, laughing ) Nice to meet you. Nice meeting; you. Hi. Hi., I’m Istahar. Istahar Yes.. Nice to meet you. Is this like a cut of outfit that you wear very frequently I guess., Like I like things that cover my knees. Mm why’s, that I just think it’s modest., Oh yeah.. Do you think that people’s first assessments are accurate or inaccurate? I think people just think Muslim.. How does that feel? I mean they’re, right. Sure sure. Okay., It’s an important part of my identity. Yeah.. Do you think that all Muslims are straight No.? So what do you think about me then.? I I’m sweating.. I haven’t been raised with the ability to ask questions.. I heard you ask other people all sorts of questions.. So why not? Yes, exactly. It’s, because I don’t want to offend you.. Do you find me sexy Mm, not really. Okay.. I think you’re pretty. Thank you.. Do you think I’m sexy? I do yeah. What about me? You’Re tall.. I like that you’re tall too., I think you’re curious. Curious, but not certain No.. I don’t look certain to you.. I mean I don’t know. Okay., I’m not good at this obviously. All right.. If I had to like clock you on the spectrum like, I would say that you are a straight and passionate ally.. I mean I think you’re straight, but I think I could be wrong., I’m not straight., I identify as pansexual., So I don’t care about gender. Yes., But I’m certain about that.. So who do you normally date? I cannot confirm nor deny my dating habits. I’m Muslim. I only marry. Okay., But yup.. Do you think if you see Muslims when you leave this place, do you think you might question if they’re straight or not now Uh, I don’t think about people’s sexuality, like all the time like when I’m passing people on the street., But in a conversation maybe I Would be a little bit more like? Ah, I wonder: what’s yeah. Good luck. Thank you., You have gotten nobody. Right. Cool., I hope he’s gay ( laughing ). This is like the epitome of my type.. Oh my god, am I flustered A little bit.. I have no questions.. Do you find me attractive Yeah, but you know you’re attractive. No. It’s okay. I feel like he’s straight.. Can I see your tattoos Yeah.? That’s really nice.. I got anime tattoos. And Leo symbol.. Okay, are you a Leo Yes Wow.
? I don’t know anything about that, I’m not that kind of homo, I’m gonna say like straight, but like anything’s possible in the right lighting ( laughing ) Do you know what I mean I hear you I think he’s gay No, no! I’m not Uh! I’m straight! Sorry that I’m your type and I’m straight but, You know we could still be cool Can we You have beautiful eyes Thank you, You’re welcome, That’s a nice thing to say I like the red in your beard, too Thank you Sorry, I have a redhead fetish Anyways I say gay, Why do you think I’m gay -‘Cause? I just the way he’s looking at me, It’s confusing I think you’re straight He’s straight, I’m like confident on this one I feel it Am I right? You’Re wrong Uh, I’m bisexual! No, I don’t think you are Do you get misconstrued a lot Yeah often I’d say mostly girls assume I’m gay Really And my bro people are like he’s a straight bro hanging with us Do you find me attractive Yes? I feel like she’s gazing into my eyes I think you’re a lesbian The long hair you’re very like conventionally attractive to me, I think you’re straight Straight, But like down What do you think I feel like I’ve always been down, but I’m lesbian? Yes, I’m so glad that I’m wrong right That’s kinda the point! I got one right, Yay! Everybody line up, behind, Raise your hand if he got you, right Ish, ( laughing ) Go ahead and look You have two right Two yeah You got one person One How was this experience for you? Personally? It was dreadful I think it’s a continual learning process right To just like track your biases and figure out who those biases are serving, And I think it’s right that I should be wrong I wanna know that there are queer people around me who got my back, But I also wanna be surprised by like straight people who wanna get down I don’t know I don’t like it I wouldn’t recommend assuming people’s sexual orientation It’s not fun and you’re Probably gonna be wrong Good job You guys Woo, Yay, (, cheering and clapping), Hey guys It’s Marina, I’m Dave Check out our Patreon patreoncom/watchcut You won’t regret it Right Mm-mm Come on there’s, like almost nine million of you guys We gotta have more than 20 patrons


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