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“Omkalen”: Kalen reacts and recreates struggling diet recipes

1 Nov , 2019  

Happy Saturday, everybody, I hope you are doing well and I hope your Saturday is going swimmingly. However. Listen. I know there are pictures of me behind me, but you know what you could just mind: your business cuz, just like RuPaul said: if you don’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love, somebody else can I get a hey man? Hey man? Okay, let me start from the time: okay pause. Okay, now, first of all, why she say pork baloney, like there’s different kinds: cuz, I ain’t never heard of no beef or no chicken Bologna baby Bologna is Bologna sidenote.
The only reason I know how to spell Bologna is because of Oscar Meyer, you know the little son to come on the commercials. Okay anyway, let’s keep going now. That’s smart! Okay, because you know they belong to be burbling up. Okay, that’s smart! So don’t speak great great great okay. Now, let’s stop again, what’s up again: okay, now she’s making a sandwich here! Okay! Now this is what I like to call a struggle meal see I used to make bologna sandwiches all the time, because it’s easy and cost-effective. Okay, now, let’s keep going okay, the girl that Bologna right there in the back there, Bologna back there in the back y’all, see it. No. What is it? What is it it’s burnt? Okay, I just want to make sure we all saw that now, let’s keep going. Okay, now she gonna put this cheese on here, y’all now, okay, now watch down, wait pause! Why? Why tell me what scrambling this baloney eat? Cheese is gonna do to make this sandwich taste any different than what it would if you just scooped it on off the griddle and put it on there. That’s the mess – and mything is that I love to cook y’all, but I hate to clean up. That’s a lot to clean up you to put this processed cheese all on this griddle. Sorry then, stuck to the griddle, no matter how much butter you put on there chair, please, okay, absolutely not mm-hmm! Let’s keep going. Let’s keep going! Okay, all right! So here we go okay, so my favorite things before no no lettuce and no relish uh-uh. You have gentrified a struggle me. Oh no, I’m not saying this. Is it good because it maybe good, but our sacred metals I’ll try funny see the only way evening perfectly fried bologna mm-hmm? No! No! No! So listen y’all! I’m not saying it’s not good. It maybe good, you know it this Food Network, they credible whatever, but I’m going to do this and I’m gonna show y’all some other struggle meals. So you know how to you know, eat on a budget if you broke like I used to be okay. Let’s get into it all right, so, based off a net atrocity that we just witnessed from there, I decided that it is back-to-school time which means is back to struggle meals.
Now, what is the struggle? Myth? Urban dictionary defines it as a cheat meal or snack, bought at the store, usually eaten by broke college students, and I would know because I used to be one. But even if you aren’t too broke college student, you can still prepare struggle meal. So you don’t feel this yeah, so today I’m going to teach you how to create some of the most iconic struggle meal. Let’s do it alright, so I call this dish: Vienna and Mac Vienna, a Mac. Oh I like that. That’s bushi! Now I never had this before just to disclaimer. I want y’all to know. I didn’t eat this, but this is what I heard from some other people that be struggling is that they take Easy Mac, which is really easy. You know you make macaroni cheese and you look banging it’s instant, you put it in there put in the microwave. You know it’s really good make sure it got a good sound to it. I actually do love them. Easy Mac, oh shoot. I’m sorry! I have eaten mac and cheese before okay, so now we’re gonna come over. Here we all cut power, Vienna, sausages, and this is what folks be eating up in the dormitories. Okay, alright, so we just gonna pop these up in here, y’all have had beanies and weenies. That’s another good struggle meal, pork and beans, a hot dogs; no that’s the bomb right there. One time I was shopping for some beanies and weenies and went down the aisle my mama told me: I couldn’t have them y’all. The next thing I knew I got home and the damn cane that followed me all the way home y’all know that commercial y’all know that commercial, when they at the grocery store in the kid walking down the aisle. He want the beanies and weenies Johnny. Wasn’t here see, that’s cuz y’all had cable all those of us that only had local channels. We got the poor people of commercials all right and there you go y’all they’re, my mac and cheese and Vienna sausages. I made a mess, but that’s what happens when you’re struggling? Am I gonna? Try this hell now Bon Appetit? Next, we all make some ramen baby. Okay, so I’m gonna use the chicken flavor cuz. That’s my favorite kind. I like chicken whoo all it cost. 25 cents, I can’t even get the package open. Every piece of this is a struggle. Okay, wow you make this. I like to break up the noodles, because personally, I think they’re kind of long. If you just put them all in here all they want anything that crunches like that, should not go in your body but to eat just struggling. Then we got to cook this for three minutes stirring. Occasionally all I have is this nice? Oh, my god It’s a struggle job.
Maybe I can only afford at night so now we’re gonna stir our noodles up in this little bow here Mi sees me here We go Oh, let me turn it off First, look at it all foamy Is that natural? We didn’t all matter well, cuz, we struggle in the day and anybody eat it struggling there go mm-hmm Now, if you feel the real flavorful come over here to just beat packet, and you don’t put this beef seasoning in it too So then you get a little chicken beef flavor back in the day in my high school people used to sell this out They like it y’all Oh, I miss them days Those are great days there go chicken and beef struggling the struggle Thank You, sugar Oh, don’t that look delicious now some people just eat it like this with the seasoning by itself you know and then some people eat it with the raw So we’re gonna pour some broth to here That’s enough, as you can see, the chemicals in the ramen make the dish kind of foggy, struggling ooh y’all forgot to put my hot sauce, we’re strong You probably get this at the Dollar Tree for those are like a real space V Alright, now we gonna start it oh yeah, it’s not like a good old enchilada Now, our next and final item, it’s something I have never eaten before Let’s go Sarab sandwich and this consists of bread and Sarah dang daddy wants you to get you the damn Bread, they got 50 million rifles only Jesus I got some gonna ain’t Jemima over here People in the suburbs probably get that uh their log cabin syrup cuz they got money Put this up on this bread make sure we cover all the crevices of the brief blue They go self sandwich now people like this self sandwich because they say it’s a good mixture of sweet and yeast, okay and baby this When you get to this point, you know something wrong and you better go collect unemployment or something Jesus good job I got to y’all this cuz I didn’t find this out until my senior year of college If you are college student, did you know that you can apply for benefits in welfare? So all this time I’ve been struggling to buy groceries in college and I could have been getting food stamps Are you kidding me, then you tell me that to my senior year, okay, don’t get your problem, you better go, get your food stamps! Well, I hope that was informative for all of your struggling needs, but actually I wouldn’t know what does some be our struggle, meals if you got some go ahead and throw them up into the comments and I’m gonna look at them later today Okay, see y’all later


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