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1 Nov , 2019  

Folks, MY FIRST GUEST IS A GRAMMY AWARD WINNER ACTOR AND BUSINESS TYCOON. HE’s ALSO THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF “ POWER” ON STARZ.. Please WELCOME BACK TO “ THE LATE SHOW: ,” CURTIS “ 50 CENT” JACKSON, ♪ ♪ ♪, ( APPLAUSE, ), >, >, HEY >, >, Stephen GOOD TO SEE YOU. I’LL, TAKE ANOTHER. I’LL, TAKE ANOTHER. WELCOME, BACK. >>. Oh I’m HAPPY TO BE BACK., >>, Stephen! Always FUN TALKING TO YOU. >>, IT IS. >, > Stephen. I ALWAYS LEARN A LOT.. I LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
. You HAD A VERY BUSY TIME SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR.. Are YOU GETTING YOUR OWN STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. ( APPLAUSE, ), CONGRATULATIONS., >>, I’m EXCITED ABOUT THAT.. I DID N’t EXPECT THAT. THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.. I WAS LIKE “. I GET THAT ?” >> Stephen. Do YOU KNOW WHERE IT’s GOING TO BE OR WHO YOU’RE GOING TO BE AROUND >>? I WANTED TO MOVE IT.. I WANTED TO MOVE IT TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD., BUT I’m GOING TO HAVE TO JUST KEEP IT WHEREVER IT LANDS. It WILL BE GOOD., >, >, Stephen SURE, SURE. >>. Hopefully, PEOPLE WILL GO. Take PICTURES NEXT TO IT., ( APPLAUSE ) TAKE A SELFIE WHERE YOU CAN SEE MY NAME. >>, Stephen SURE.. As I SAID, YOU GOT THE MUSIC CAREER. YOU’vE GOT THE GRAMMYS.. You’ve GOT THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. YOU’RE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.. Is THERE A HOLY GRAIL? Is THERE SOMETHING CURTIS “ 50 CENT” JACKSON HAS NOT ACHIEVED YET >>. There ARE A FEW OTHER TROPHIES. They DID. N’t GIVE ME. ( LAUGHTER, ) >> Stephen. Do YOU HAVE AN EMMY? Do YOU HAVE AN EMMY >>? I DO N’t HAVE AN EMMY. I’LL, TAKE AN OSCAR., >> Stephen I’LL, TAKE AN OSCAR TOO. NOBEL PEACE, PRIZE. >>, WHY NOT. I’LL TAKE THEM PUT THEM IN NICE, PLACE S. >, >, Stephen! Next TO YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.. Well, YOU HAVE–, YOU HAVE A LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE.. You KNOW YOU HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL SUITS.. I PARTICULARLY LIKE THIS ONE SORT OF UNDERSTATED FOR YOU. >> YEAH, BECAUSE IT’s LIKE PAISLEY AND THEN IT STOPS., >, >, Stephen YES. AND THEN YOU’vE GOT THE–. You’ve GOT THE WATCH RIGHT, THERE. >, > YEAH, THAT’s THE RAPPER, LIKE EVERYBODY IS WATCHING THE KIDS.. They DO N’t SEE NOTHING, SHINY., >, > Stephen AND YOU DO N’t –. You DO N’t REALLY EVER TAKE THAT WATCH OFF BECAUSE HERE IS– SPEAKING OF LUXURIOUS–. This IS YOU IN A BUBBLE. Bath., YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO RIGHT. There. (, LAUGHTER, ), >>. That’s A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THIS WATCH. >> Stephen. It’s A DIFFERENT VERSION. It’s NOT THE SAME WATCH >>! It DOES N’t HAVE THE CIRCLES IN IT.
. You HAVE TO HAVE THE ONE WITH THE CIRCLES IN IT., >>, Stephen OKAY.. I HAVE A QUESTION–. Jim, CAN WE SEE THIS AGAIN? I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THIS.. Have I BEEN TAKING BUBBLE BATHS WRONG.? I THOUGHT THEY WERE TO BE RELAXED.. You DO N’t SEEM RELAXED.. You SEEM ANGRY. >>, THAT WAS PHOTOGRAPH NUMBER 10. WHEN YOU’RE USING A TIMER YOU’RE LIKE… YOU’RE LIKE WAIT, — YOU’RE, LIKE… ( APPLAUSE, ), >, >, Stephen WOW.. So A MAN OF YOUR LEVEL OF SUCCESS DOES N’t, HAVE HIS OWN BATHROOM PHOTOGRAPHER ( LAUGHTER. ) >> YEAH YEAH. If YOU HAD A BATHROOM PHOTOGRAPHER, YOU WOULD PROBABLY– YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO TOUCH. You KNOW: ( LAUGHTER, ), >, >, Stephen, YOU CAN BORROW MINE., YOU CAN BORROW MINE., YOU CAN BORROW MINE.. You ALSO HAVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE HERE OF YOUR LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE. AGAIN, WHICH IS A CERTAIN PART OF ME: TOTALLY GETS THIS.. You HAVE– THIS. Is YOU–? What IS IT A LAMBORGHINI >> YEAH. >, > Stephen? This IS YOU ON YOUR CUSTOM LAMBORGHINI WITH MATCHING– MATCHING T-SHIRT AND SHOES.. Do THEY COME WITH THE CAR, OR DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE THEM CUSTOM MADE >>? I HAD TO GET THEM TO MAKE THE CAR FOR VERSACE PUT ALL THE STUFF ON IT.. I HAVE TO BE FINDING THINGS TO DO TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. ( LAUGHTER, ), >, > Stephen. This IS JUST–. This IS JUST “ MAKE” WORK. This IS JUST BUSY WORK, >>. What AM I GOING TO DO NOW? Other PEOPLE GOT THE CAR, SO YOU HAVE TO CREATE A SEPARATION BETWEEN YOU AND THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO DRIVE THE CAR. I’m GOING TO WEAR THIS CAR. When I WEAR THESE SHOES. ( LAUGHTER, ) >> Stephen, DO YOU HAVE–? Do YOU HAVE OTHER OUTFITS THAT MATCH OTHER CARS >>? Yes, I DO. ( LAUGHTER, ) (, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen. I– I’m IN THE WRONG BUSINESS, EVIDENTLY., (, LAUGHTER, ), SO–, >>. I JUST DO N’t HAVE A LOT OF TIME BECAUSE I’m MOVING AROUND A LOT., SO I PUT THAT THERE AND NEXT TIME I GO OUT AND AM ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SEEN DRIVING THE CAR. I’m GOING TO DRIVE THIS CAR WITH THE SHOES THAT MATCH THAT CAR. >> Stephen, YOU DO N’t HAVE A LOT OF TIME, SO THAT HAS TO BE A FAST CAR WHEREVER YOU GO.. I UNDERSTAND THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS CAR.. This CAR WENT MISSING FOR A LITTLE WHILE.. What HAPPENED THERE? >>, I WAS PERFORMING AT THE BARCLAYS AND SNOOP. Was THERE SNOOP DOGG AND HE WAS LIKE–. He SAID “. If YOU NEED ME TO COME ON I’LL, COME ON.” BECAUSE WE HAVE DONE A SONG.
Together. WHEN WE WENT ON IT WAS LIKE IT WAS FUN.. I HAD A GOOD TIME.. It WAS A SURPRISE THAT HE CAME OUT. AND THEN I HAD MORE TO DO.. So HE LEFT AND I CONTINUED TO PERFORM.. When I CAME OFF, I WAS WET AND I WIPED OFF EVERYTHING AND GOT DRESSED. AND I CAME OUT AND THE CAR WAS GONE., HE WENT WALKED BY THE CAR, SAW THE CAR AND HE WAS LIKE–. I DO N’t KNOW IF IT WAS JEALOUS FEELINGS OR SOMETHING., BUT HE — HE ACTUALLY GOT. –, WENT TO THE CAR AND GOT IN THE CAR BECAUSE THE KEYS ARE IN THERE BECAUSE YOU PARK INSIDE THE BARCLAY’s. AND THE GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO VALET PARK.. I SAID “: WHERE DID THE CAR GO ?” AND HE SAID “ SNOOP TOOK THE CAR.”, I SAID “. What? How DO YOU JUST? Let HIM TAKE MY CAR ?”? He SAID HE CAME. He WALKED AROUND IT. BECAUSE SNOOP– A LOT., I’m LIKE–. I THINK HE –, I THINK HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS CAR FOR A MINUTE., (, LAUGHTER ), BUT LATER HE MADE A TAPE SAYING I OWE HIM FOR THE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE HE FEEL LIKE “. You GOT ME PERFORMING FOR FREE AND YOU GOT CARS LIKE THIS OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE” –. He THOUGHT I TRICKED HIM INTO A PERFORMANCE., BUT HE OFFERED TO PERFORM. >> Stephen. That WAS YOUR–. So THIS IS YOUR CAR.. I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE I WAS DRIVING AROUND WITH SNOOP.. I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS YOUR CAR. ( LAUGHTER, ) FOLKS. What WE LEARNED IS THAT MR. JACKSON HERE KEEPS THE KEYS TO HIS CAR UNDERNEATH THE MAT. JUST– ( APPLAUSE, ) >> IN THE PARKING LOT. >> Stephen YOU’RE, ON YOUR HONOR YOU’RE ON YOUR HONOR, NOT TO STEAL HIS CAR. ANOTHER, SO YOU’RE, –, YOU’RE, — YOU’RE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN. PEOPLE, LOVE 50 CENT.. Have YOU CONSIDERED ENTERING POLITICS YOURSELF, >>. You KNOW WHAT I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT ENTERING POLITICS AT ALL., BUT YOU REALLY HAVE LIKE A REALLY LIKABLE PERSON.. You HAVE THIS CONSERVATIVE… ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE. ) >> Stephen ME >>, YES., >, > Stephen. You THINK I SHOULD RUN >>. I THINK YOU SHOULD. >> Audience STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN >>. You SEE THAT I’m TELLING YOU. ME IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THERE ARE ALREADY THINGS: WRONG., (, LAUGHTER, ), IMMEDIATELY — >, > Stephen, LIKE WHAT. Why WOULD N’t YOU WANT A PRESIDENT LIKE THAT? Okay. GET AIR FORCE, ONE ALL TRICKED OUT WITH THIS STUFF. >> “. Where IS HE AT ?” AT THE STRIP CLUB. >> Stephen, WHO CALLED IN THAT AIR STRIKE? It WAS N’t ME., SNOOP, DOGG CALLED IN THE AIR STRIKE. Are YOU AN ARTIST AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND FORMER STAR OF “ POWER” OVER ON STARZ.
HERE’s THE THING–, I THINK THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU WERE STILL ON IT You KILLED YOURSELF OFF LAST SEASON >>, YEAH, >, >, Stephen What –? Why –? Why WOULD AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER KILL THEMSELVES OFF OF THEIR OWN SHOW? Why NOT GIVE YOURSELF– IF YOU DO N’t LIKE IT GIVE YOURSELF A BETTER PART YOU’RE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER >>? It WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS LIKE If I KILL MYSELF OFF, THEN I BECOME A DIRECTOR > > Stephen! Oh, ARE YOU DIRECTING NOW >>, I DIRECTED EPISODE 603, MY DIRECTORIAL DEBUT ( APPLAUSE, ) >, > Stephen How DID YOU LIKE–? That’s A DIFFERENT– That’s A DIFFERENT THING >> YEAH So IT’s LIKE–, IT’s LIKE “, YOU DIE NOW YOU’RE GREAT” It WAS NOT A BAD THING I WATCHED SOME OF THE ACTORS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THEY’RE DEAD, THEIR CHARACTER DIED IN THE TABLE READ AND THEY GET EMOTIONAL AND IT’s NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE, NOT TALENTED, ACTORS It’s BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT SURE THEY’RE GOING TO BE DOING SOMETHING THEY WANT TO DO THEIR NEXT Gig >> Stephen SURE, WELL, THEY’RE UNEMPLOYED, THAT’s THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT, NOTICE >>! This IS “ Okay, I NEED A JOB” >> Stephen DID YOU ENJOY DIRECTING LIKE? Are YOU–? Are YOU–? What DO YOU–? What DO YOU WEAR–? What DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU’RE DIRECTING DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL OUTFIT THAT YOU WEAR >>, YOU WEAR BUTTONS, BUT YOU WE’RE EVERYTHING ELSE Like YOU FORGOT, YOU WERE WEARING BUTTONS, PANTS AND SNEAKERS AT THE BOTTOM “ I’vE BEEN UP ALL DAY” YOU’RE, THE FIRST PERSON ON THE SET LAST PERSON TO LEAVE IT’s COOL, >> Stephen So YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU’RE WORKING, HARD, >, > RIGHT, LIKE “ Look I’vE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT OKAY”, LIKE YOU KNOW, “ I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE, TODAY” >> Stephen Are YOU TOUGH ON THE ACTORS? Do YOU GIVE LINE READINGS? How DO YOU–? Imagine I’m AN ACTOR How WOULD YOU COACH ME INTO AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT, >> “, LOOK STEPHEN! You HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT NOW, RIGHT YOU’RE, GOING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE”, >, >, Stephen TOTALLY MOTIVATED SIGN ME Up SIGN ME UP SEASON, SIX OF “ POWER” PREMIERES AUGUST 25TH On STARZ CURTIS “ 50 CENT” “, THE DIRECTOR” JACKSON,


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